When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
it's great music for shaving your balls
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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