You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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