i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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