yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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