do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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