Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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