dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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