Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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