How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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