Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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