Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
This is the high leading the old right now
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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