The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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