It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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