I look better un-naked...
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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