Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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