Moan for me like Helen Keller
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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