i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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