well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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