They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I think people are normalizing furries
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