i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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