found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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