yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
