some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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