I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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