Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
