Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Randomize
