yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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