I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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