can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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