1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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