he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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