I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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