Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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