I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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