Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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