He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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