"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
operation have a gay friend backfired
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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