He is an equal opportunity slut.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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