what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Do vagina's smell?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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