Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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