I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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