I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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