Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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