so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She even gives head with a lisp.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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