is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I think a kid would responsible me up
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
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