I feel like I'm in dance class right now
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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