I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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