dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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