$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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