it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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